When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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