I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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