i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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