I must be too annoying 4 u.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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