It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
