That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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