windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
where are my eyebrows?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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