Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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