Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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