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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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