Taylor Swift is so right about you.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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