Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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