I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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