you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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