i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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