a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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