I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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