So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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