You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
my poor anus
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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