happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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