So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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