just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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