O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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