Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Your penis caused this!
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