the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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