try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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