I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the room spins SO much faster in panama
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It was like giving head to a cactus.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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