I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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