Whod you bang
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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