Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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