I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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