I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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