She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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