so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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