Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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