I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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