You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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