I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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