He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
