I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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