you turned your livingroom into a bong?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
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I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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