Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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