i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I understand Curling. That high.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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