Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I AM VODKA MAN
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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