Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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