My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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