Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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