Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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