No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I enjoy the company of your penis
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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