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(206): View more from Washington

A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings

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(803): View more from South Carolina

You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.

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(641): View more from Iowa

I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice

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(316): View more from Kansas

As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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(760): View more from California

Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box

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(310): View more from California

The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.

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