I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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