Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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