Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
tell me about the fingering
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