babies were throwing up all over the place
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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