It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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