Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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