So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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