gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
