6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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