I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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